so it turns out Satan has a little sideline as times are tough at the moment. That’s right folks.. it’s true.. SANTA is actually SATAN!??!
din din daaaa!!
Well you’re in luck coz BAD SANTA will be at the blue mountain especially for all you naughty boyzngirlz … in his grotty grotto.. with elves. sexy fucked up elves.. & prezzies for youuuu.